All the questions we thought you might be curious enough to ask:
Be a Part of this Fetish Movement
I have discovered some amazing bathrooms. Why aren’t they on Potty Mouth Tours?
If you have a favorite bathroom location and wonder why it has not been featured on Potty Mouth Tours, you have two choices:
1. Be a Scout – We value your suggestions, so jump onto the Be a Scout page and submit the location information.
2. Potty Village – Let your voice be heard by creating a profile in our Potty Village, upload photos and shout about it from the roof of your social community.
Yo, Our bathrooms are amazing! How can I have our bathrooms’ story told on Potty Mouth Tours?
First of all, congratulations on designing a bathroom worth talking about. We welcome suggestions and would appreciate you sending yours to firstname.lastname@example.org. Include as much detail as possible and a picture or two is always helpful. While begging does not get ya extra points, creativity will.
Why should I become a registered user?
Seriously – you are missing out if you do not register, get on the Potty Village community, and see what the hype is all about.
It is also to make your life as easy as possible. When you see all the cool stuff in the Rest Shop and place an order, this is all the cool stuff that comes with being a registered user:
• speedier checkout – since all of your info is already saved, you get a super fast and easy checkout process
• address book – avoid wasting time typing in shipping & billing addresses for yourself each time you order by entering them one time in your personal address book
• be the first to know – get braggin’ rights that you know it all – just choose to receive Rest Shop’s email we will send you the latest product additions and deals
• view your order history – a full listing of your previous purchases will be saved
Join the cool kids and become a registered user now.
What do you have to lose?
I want to be a cool Potty Mouth Tours blogger.
Glad you think our site is cool. We are always looking for great content. We recommend first setting up a profile in our Potty Mouth Village, post pictures of great bathrooms, gain followers, and start conversations.
If you want to be involved more with video and photo blogging for Bathroom Biographies and think you have the eye, passion, and style that fits with Potty Mouth Tours, then get in touch and tell us to check your $#!+ out! Send an email with ideas and information about your rockstar self to email@example.com.
Ordering and Payments
If bartering is not an option, how can pay for my goods?
We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, and PayPal.
We cannot split payments between credit cards. Please note orders are subject to review.
Uh-Oh. My product is back-ordered. Now what?
We do our best to keep our inventory updated and current online. But, we are all still human and can make mistakes (hard to believe, we know). On occasion, if an item is temporarily out of stock when you place your order, it will be put on back order and shipped to you ASAP. We will email you if an item has sold out for the season.
I trust what Potty Mouth Tours tells me. Can I trust your website, too?
Absolutely. Potty Mouth Tours takes website security issues very seriously and we have taken several steps to ensure all information received from our online visitors is secure from unauthorized access and use. All transactions are completed with Secure Socket Layer (SSL) encryption to protect your personal information. Please notice the small pad-lock icon in the locked position that will appear in the lower- right corner or upper-right corner of your browser during each of the pages of the checkout process.
In addition, your credit card information is not saved in our database.
I can’t make up my mind. What do I do?
Choose both items, sing “eenie meenie miney mo”, or flip a coin.
Bummed to hear you are having second thoughts about your order. We are unable to make changes to an order once it is placed. Please call 720.432.BATH (2284) or email firstname.lastname@example.org to help with the cancellation.
What size do I wear?
Great question. When you select a specific apparel product in the Rest SHOP, the size chart is included in the details.
Does your stuff shrink?
That’s a kinda personal question, so we will stick to our apparel. Our unisex eco-ringers are pre-shrunk; but, our women’s tank top may shrink up to 5%, which is less than the industry standard (8%). For more information on how your shirt will fit view the size chart available in each product detail.
Our recommendation: It is your hard earned money, so take care of your Potty Mouth Tours apparel products by washing in cold water and hanging them inside-out to dry.
How good is your apparel, anyway?
We print on high-quality, eco-friendly (when possible), apparel. We take time and are particular when choosing a brand and specific apparel piece.
The t-shirts and tanks feel super soft and the fit is awesome. They are so great, you won’t want to take them off, so probably should buy a few.
The hats are comfortable and adjustable and just look pretty cool. They are one of our top sellers.
For details of each piece, see the description with each product in Rest SHOP.
Gotta have a little “small print”… Potty Mouth Tours uses multiple vendors to produce our products. We do our best to make sure our vendors are responsible members of the community. Should you have questions as to the production of any of our products (where they come from, are they recycled, etc.) please contact us at email@example.com.
We want you to be completely happy with your new apparel purchase.
You may return any product purchased in Potty Mouth Tour’s Rest SHOP within 30 days of purchase. We will gladly offer you an exchange or store credit for any returned apparel. We want to provide you with the quality merchandise you expect.
A few points to note:
• All merchandise must be
• in saleable condition
• Shipping costs are not refunded.
Are there any items that cannot be returned?
Yes. Just a few:
• Underwear (coming soon)
• Items from ‘Score a DEAL’ are final sale.
Shipping & Delivery
What does shipping cost?
We appreciate your order and thank you by working to have very few and low cost additional fees.
We currently only ship within the Continental United States. Orders will be shipped by U.S. Postal Service. The S&H rate is $5.99 for standard USPS.
How long do I have to check my mailbox before my order arrives?
We know how hard it is to wait for Santa to arrive, no matter what time of year. So, we work to be as speedy as possible. Most orders are processed and shipped within two business days of purchase. Time in transit for shipping from our warehouse to your front door can take anywhere from 1 to 3 weeks, depending on where your product is being shipped.
You will receive a confirmation email once your order has shipped, which will include your tracking number and a link so that you can track your order.
Privacy and Uploads
Potty Mouth Tours wants you to be completely comfortable with your purchase and our site. We will never sell your personal information to any third party. The only information shared, is your shipping address with our shipping provider, USPS, to ship your product to you. We also need to input your credit information (which is fully encrypted) to our credit card processor, Authorize.net, so that Sevenly can process your payment.
Who owns the photos I submit?
This is not finders, keepers. If you shared the photo, you own it. However, by tagging and sharing your pictures, you are granting Potty Mouth Tours license to use your photos for marketing, posting, or printing on pottymouthtours.com or other business related to Potty Mouth Tours. If you need more information, contact firstname.lastname@example.org.